Facts of life, when living with cats
Mar. 6th, 2005 11:18 am* All those carefully chosen cat toys will be eschewed in favour of shoelaces, slippers (especially while being worn), ponytails, moving images on laptop screens, and electrical cords. Especially electrical cords.
* Cat hair is an important source of dietary fibre.
* If one of the cats is on a special diet, they will like each other's food better than their own.
* Running around crashing into things is fine. It's when they get quiet that you need to worry.
* Remotes are for stepping on. (Oddly, they will avoid this when the TV is off.)
* Cats sleeping all day is a total myth. So is that bit about them always landing on their feet.
* Long-haired kittens need traction control!
* Cat hair is an important source of dietary fibre.
* If one of the cats is on a special diet, they will like each other's food better than their own.
* Running around crashing into things is fine. It's when they get quiet that you need to worry.
* Remotes are for stepping on. (Oddly, they will avoid this when the TV is off.)
* Cats sleeping all day is a total myth. So is that bit about them always landing on their feet.
* Long-haired kittens need traction control!