How about developing a really creepy phone answering speil that'll frighten off people seeking legal advice, then when the law firm complains, tell them it's the phone company's fault - you always answer the phone like that.
One of my Dad's friends has a habit of picking the phone up and saying "Hello. Anfield Crematorium".
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Date: 2004-11-24 02:44 pm (UTC)One of my Dad's friends has a habit of picking the phone up and saying "Hello. Anfield Crematorium".