Soothing the savage breast

Few things are less dignified than a 40-year old woman driving with the windows down in February[*], "Rock Lobster" cranked up on the radio, singing along and doing the car dance.

Luckily I am old enough to not care. If I had kids, they would be SO embarrassed by me.

[*] Okay, it's February in Torrance. It's 60 degrees F... half the populace is still running around in down jackets shivering.

Weird news roundup: England

Nurse 'was hit with frozen fish'
Leaky statue runs up £40,000 bill
'Eye in drink' nurse struck off