does anyone know...

Does anyone know if bread is one of those things like milk, where if you stop eating it for long enough you lose the ability to digest it properly?

and if so... is it likely to be the yeast, or the gluten, or what?

I am coming from complete ignorance on this topic, so please go easy on me if that was an incredibly stupid question.

edit: It's definitely not the gluten. Thanks cahwyguy (and Mrs. cahwyguy)! [sorry, it's too early in the morning for this...]

regarding the "Meaning of Dhet" controversy...

I am seriously tempted to post in the relevant forum: "I know what it me-eans! I know what it me-eans! No, I'm not going to tell you lot; I just thought I'd share."

Or I might go with the cheese explanation. Decisions, decisions...

Today's mood: Putting the "mental" into "judgmental"

I had to tell the band today: "This must be what it's like having kids. I love you all, and I'm totally ready to strangle you right now."

and finally

It's official: NO ONE knows how this song is meant to be played.

My web order of sheet music turned up yesterday; even in "Every Breath You Take" - The Singles, the written version of "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" is missing the fade-out.

Repeat chorus and fade, my ass!

I'd post the chord chart and become famous on the guitar boards, except that I have no idea what the hell the guitarists are doing on that part -- it's the bass that moves it, and I can no longer read fingers on fretboards across the room. Maybe I'll post the bass tab. Possibly under an assumed name, in case the Police Police come after me for revealing their secrets. (That would involve some sort of sting operation, I'm assuming...)

I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't have any more caffeine today. Who's with me?