Today's score so far

5 out of 6, not bad...
( Score! )

( Score one for the forces of evil )

Not a bad morning's work, and I suppose I can always make the cookies tomorrow.

Duck!

Much shopping later... we have a duck, we have much beer and wine and even more spirits; we have loads of high-maintenance food for the holidays and loads of low-maintenance food for the days after when we're just too lazy to move. The only shopping that may need to happen tomorrow is for (a) more cheese, and (b) a corkscrew. (Hey, at least we remembered about the corkscrew BEFORE everything was closed for the holiday this time.)

"Gromit! There's no cheese!"

Thanks, I think, to bigblackmimesis

You are a double espresso at three AM.

You are the tortured, nail-biting essence of
coffee. You see visions. You could change the
world if only you were up at the same time as
everyone else. You have created a programming
language that throws errors if the code is not
written in iambic pentameter, and you are
infuriated by the typos in the new edition of
Ulysses. You practice sarcasm as a
form of tantric sex, and your cats have
doctorates. You believe in virgin sacrifice in
a good cause.


What kind of coffee are you?
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