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Button delighted at Honda buy-out
Jenson Button claimed Honda's purchase of BAR was the "final piece of the jigsaw" in his quest to become Formula One world champion.

Aren't you forgetting something, Jense? Like the fact that you've never yet actually won a Grand Prix?

And in other news, Nobel discovery 'bloody obvious', prize winner says

Some days I love the Aussies even more than I love the English.

Comments

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

Indeed, Australia is an entire nation on the wrong side of the tracks. I love 'em too.