Lies, damned lies, and voice mail lies

[dianec42]

Right down there with "the check is in the mail," my new favourite has to be "... and we will return your call promptly."

I just went "HAH!" in the middle of the office. No one even looks when I do that any more. Which is probably for the best really...

Comments

[usqueba.livejournal.com]

My unfav, "You call is important to us" as you wait on hold for hours on end.

[madbodger.livejournal.com]

"The check is in your mouth."
"I won't come in the mail."

How does a flight attendent say "f*k you"?
"I'll be right back."