go go gadget segway!

http://www.kansas.com/news/updates/story/533768.html
Man successfully sues for the right to navigate his Segway inside a mall."This is about enforcing a civil right."

I am way too nice to these people

Me: "So, is this some sort of religious organisation then?"

Random chap at door: "We're non-demoninational."

Uh, BYE.