What not to wear

Rule 1: That outfit that looks so adorable on your twig-thin Japanese cow orker may not look quite as nice on you, especially if you are a completely different shape.

Rule 2: One thing that is worse than coming to work in an outfit that resembles a pair of pajamas is coming to work in an outfit that looks like it was created from two DIFFERENT pairs of pajamas.

(Rule 3 may involve shiny jackets, but thankfully that seems to have been a one-time boo-boo.)

And now for something completely random

Doing a Google search on "quantum squirrels" produces some truly terrifying results.

That is all.

OMG am I bored

I think someone, somewhere, needs to try to get away with saying this in World of Warcraft:

"These aren't the druids you're looking for."