"Now, if you're by yourself in the kitchen, then no one has to know about this except you. Just push it back together and cover it with sauce." --Julia Child, after breaking an omelet on her TV show
good news: I found the list of things to do. good news: one of the things on it has actually been done. bad news: there were 8 other things on the list that haven't been done yet. "uh oh": I just thought of 2 more.