Help!

[dianec42]

Someone, quick, cheer me up!

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[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

Violent crime is at its lowest levels since the 1960s!

[anneb.livejournal.com]

Um.... these two strings walk into a bar....

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

People are trading in their SUVs for smaller cars!

[flyingwolf.livejournal.com]

have you seen this?

http://www.fluffytails.ca/christmas.asp

[stuartc.livejournal.com]

oh god. We're gonna have such a mess this Christmas.

Hey Diane - I suggest we have 2 trees - the big one in the living room with plastic ornaments on it, and a small one the cats can't get at where we can hang our nice tree ornaments. What do you think?

How about....

[flyingwolf.livejournal.com]

Upside-down Christmas tree: So, when the pets knock it over, it'll be right-side up?

By Wendy Solomon
Of The Morning Call

Christmas Merry! That's Merry Christmas inverted, which you may feel like shouting when the family gathers 'round the Christmas tree suspended, point down, from the ceiling this year.

The inverted Christmas tree has been designated the hottest holiday trend by culture commentators.


They're selling quickly and are available online (www.target.com, http://www.hammacher.com and http://www.christmastreeforme.com ) with prices ranging from $200 to $600.

Models are available that can be bolted to the ceiling or stand on the floor on a base......

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

You have a cute nose!

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

There will be a Mr. Potato Head balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade this year!

[sichling.livejournal.com]

Briochva!

A mushroom walks into a bar...

At least your job doesn't suck as badly as mine is?

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

Is there more to the mushroom joke? (-:

Good point about the job. Wish it would help with the mood rollercoaster.

(I just made one of the IT guys laugh over email. It is pretty good here.)

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

Is there more to the mushroom joke?

No, but he's a real fun guy!

[sichling.livejournal.com]

telling the punch line isn't fair!

'A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy" '

[anneb.livejournal.com]

Monday's Pearls Before Swine:
(http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20051114.html)

[aliza250.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/murphy/262147.html

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

I think yours wins!

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/4231989.html

[bigblackmimesis.livejournal.com]

http://alienlovespredator.com/index.php

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

You are a kind, intelligent, purple-goddess, super geek!

Hope you are cheered up by now.

xo

[madbodger.livejournal.com]

You go like this: "Gakka wakka wakka QUACK!"