Singing to the cats again

Mean Mister Monster jumps in the sink, he doesn't think, tryin' to chase bacon
Sits inside and watches the birds
Buries everyone else's turds
Doesn't understand all these words (I hope!)
Such a fuzzy big boy

His brother Loki sits on the sill, he's never ill, he's a happy boy
Climbs up on the back of the chair
Tries to jump up into the air (and misses!)
Likes to chew on his momma's hair
Such a crazy wee boy