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oh, yuck.
Paying the bills is never actually pleasant, but this is a new twist...
(1) You know how the phone company always used to have those nice mint-flavored envelopes?
(2) You know how department stores always stick in those silly adverts in with your bill, including overpowering perfume samples?
Ptui. I just had to lick a perfume-flavored envelope, and I suspect no amount of diet Coke is going to kill the taste.
(1) You know how the phone company always used to have those nice mint-flavored envelopes?
(2) You know how department stores always stick in those silly adverts in with your bill, including overpowering perfume samples?
Ptui. I just had to lick a perfume-flavored envelope, and I suspect no amount of diet Coke is going to kill the taste.
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"[…] I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin' Strips. (By the way, it doesn't work.)."
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