Change is certain; progress is not.

Can anyone tell me why EVERYTHING comes with a flippin' remote these days?

Who on earth actually NEEDS a remote for their laptop?!

Although come to think of it, the auto-flushing toilets at work (also an insane idea) don't have remotes. I'm sure that's just a matter of time though.

Everything You Know Is Wrong, the sequel

Sleeping may help keep you slim

Or at least, if you don't get enough sleep, you're at a higher risk of getting fat.

"The researchers found that their findings had nothing to do with light sleepers eating too much, or taking too little exercise."

Verrrrrry interesting. (*considers expanding the "food n mood" filter yet again to "food, exercise, stress, random musical events, AND SLEEP n mood" filter*... sigh.)

mmm, meat.

You Are Beef

You're big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one's going to come between you and a good steak. And you've probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.

What Kind of Meat Are You?