In September I stole merde's purse (-30 points). In May I broke perspicuity's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I gave richenza a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole madbodger's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1007 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!